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The Weakest Link, BBC1/BBC2:

Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?

Contestant: Jool carriageway.

Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?

Contestant: Bombay .

Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?

Contestant: Crocodiles.

Robinson: Wh...?

Contestant (interrupting): Pass!

Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels - travelling entertainers or chocolate salesmen?

Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.

Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by

Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?

Contestant: (long pause) Joe?

National Lottery Jet Set, BBC1:

Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?

Contestant: William Shakespeare.

Chris Searle Show, BBC Radio Bristol:

Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna ?

Caller: Japan .

Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

Caller: Er... Mexico ?

The Afternoon Programme Quiz, ABC 774:

Presenter: Who killed Cock Robin?

Contestant: Oh God, I didn't even know he was dead.

Lincs FM phone-in:

Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

Contestant: Barcelona .

Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.

Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .

Steve Wright Show, Radio 2:

Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube?

Contestant: India .

Wright: The leader of the orchestra plays which musical instrument?

Contestant: The baton.

Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?

Contestant: Expresso.

Wright: What is the capital of Australia ? And it's not Sydney .

Contestant: Sydney .

Wright: What was the animal referred to in Val Doonican's song Paddy McGinty's?

Contestant: I don't know.

Wright: It begins with a "G"

ITV:

Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false?

Contestant: True ?

Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV show, so I'll give you that. (Silly Cow!)

BBC Radio Newcastle :

Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

Bob Hope Birthday Quiz, LBC:

Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?

Contestant: Four.

BBC GMR, Phil Wood Show:

Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant: Er...

Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...

Contestant: Blimey?

Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...

Contestant: (Silence)

Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I.....??

Contestant: Walked?

Daryl's Drivetime, Virgin Radio:

Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?

Contestant: Holland ?

Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.

Contestant: Iceland ? Ireland ?

Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?

Contestant: No.

Family Fortunes, ITV:

Something a blind man might use?

A Sword.

A Song with the word Moon in the title?

Blue Suede Moon.

Name the Capital of France ?

F.

Name a bird with a long Neck?

Naomi Campbell.

Name an occupation where you might need a torch?

A burglar.

Where is the Taj Mahal?

Opposite the Dental Hospital .

What is Hitlers first name?

Heil.

A famous Scotsman?

Jock.

Some famous brothers?

Bonnie and Clyde .

Something that floats in a bath?

Water.

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers?

A horse.

Something you wear on a beach?

A deckchair.

A famous Royal?

Mail.

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine?

A bicycle with wings.

A famous bridge?

The Bridge Over Troubled Waters.

Something a cat does?

Goes to the Toilet.

Something you do in the bathroom?

Decorate.

A method of securing your home?

Put the kettle on.

Something associated with pigs?

The Police.

A sign of the Zodiac?

April.

Something people might be allergic to?

Skiing.

Something you do before you go to bed?

Sleep.

Something you put on walls?

A roof.

Something Slippery?

A conman.

A kind of ache?

A fillet of fish.

A Jacket Potato topping?

Jam.

A food that can be brown or white?

A potato.

Something sold by gypsies?

Bananas.

Something Red?

My sweater