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Manners
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the
students:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young
lady.
How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
"That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would
you
say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at
the table. And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for
once
and show us your good manners?"
"I would say : Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I
have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to
meet after supper."
