ebaycom Joke 10 – the fortune teller
Sandra went to visit the much heralded local fortune-teller.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt... prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Sandra stared at the woman's haggard face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked "Will I be acquitted?"